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Joke of the Day
"How do narcissists remember everything? ...They have a photogenic memory."
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"If you ever meet me please remember that I literally have a headache all the time"
"Shopping for a minivan at a car show while you're married is like going to a strip club and looking at the DJ."
"What letter never satisfies it's wife? The quick E"
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"Breaking news: Cheese Factory Explosion De brie everywhere."
"Ex-Girlfriend: I heard you & your new girlfriend are having problems... Well, you've always got my number. Me: Yes, is it still 666?"
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