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Joke of the Day

"Woops! Accidentally hit ""reply all"" when I only meant to tell one co-worker to kill himself."

"If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it... ...does a hipster buy it's album? Not mine but I love it."

"I was gonna tell you a joke so funny you'd laugh your dick off... but it looks like you already heard it."

"Scat and feces... Different names for the same shit."

"My cock was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once. But it really pissed off the librarian and she kicked me out."

"Old school chicken joke Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again? Because he was a dirty double-crosser!"

"I get so excited every time I see an armored car but then, guess what, no heist."

"The difference between snowmen and snowwomen. Snowballs."

"What's the best part of having sex with a transsexual? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."

"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? After a couple of spliffs."