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Joke of the Day
"The groom was furious and told me I was a terrible best man. I was speechless."
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"If your uncle Jack, helped you off a horse, Would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"
"Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry was *rear ended* this morning. Now I understand why he Walks This Way."
"If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest damnit! KNEES TO CHEST"
"I stuck a ""Baby On Board"" sign on my minivan to warn the other drivers how fussy and tantrum-y I get when traffic's bad or I miss my nap."
"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some Lube."
"You guys ever see a mannequin and think she's completely out of your league?"
"Donald Trump and I have a lot in common People like him, but nobody knows why"
"Simba was moving too slowly So i told him to Mufasa"
"Women are weird. Hundreds of people can tell them they're beautiful but they'll obsess over the one person that doesn't."