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Joke of the Day

"OJ's son did it! OJ'S son: Daddy Daddy the ice cream man is here! Can I have some money? OJ: Go axe yo mama"

"My girlfriend wanted to join the Mile High Club... But I didn't give a flying fuck."

"What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car? A Daeshboard"

"Did you know that no Pokemon is born racist, they have to be taught that [whispers to Pikachu] grass types are lazy"

"I forgot what I'm allergic to, I'm trying to remember... ..its on the tip of my tongue edit: I made this up haha just thought you'd like it."

"Click for Joke! You're good looking."

"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A Baboom!"

"A son to his mother: Mum, I don't like grandma. The mother: Shut up, we eat what we have!"

"What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate? ""OH^- NO^3+ !"""

"What's a Cuban's favorite song? Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS"