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Joke of the Day
"*smashes bag of Oreos *pours on top of salad"
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"How hard do you need to press someone's boob to ooze out milk ? About tree fiddy."
"There are two types of people I can't stand. Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what the hell they're whispering about."
"I always do my best work stoned. You can ask any of my ex-bosses."
"I saw a documentry on saving the planet They had some garbage facts"
"What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don't know but it would slow him down."
"I told my boss you're a plank He asked ""why?"" I said ""Cuz you're a piece of ship"""
"Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone."
"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza place and says 'Make me one with everything'."