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Joke of the Day
"I always do my best work stoned. You can ask any of my ex-bosses."
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"I like my women like WTC7, going down for no reason, that's a conspiracy joke that 9/11 people won't get, it's an inside joke."
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You break his neck."
"What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do? Circuit training."
"Dating blacks girls is a plus because you don't have to meet their fathers"
"What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding? Yule ln!"
"My girlfriend gave me a bj in the dark... So she never seen me coming."
"What's Mr. Ts chain made out of? Fools gold"
"What do you call a man who can smell the future? Nostrildamus"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Avalanche Barbie ...buried in 16 feet of snow"