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Joke of the Day
"I saw a documentry on saving the planet They had some garbage facts"
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"What was the fisherman's favorite art style reelism"
"Worried that one day pillows will take over and start making forts out of us."
"How to make a woman crazy in two steps: 1. Take a picture of her 2. Don't show her the picture"
"Told my kid he better not steal another candy bar cuz ""we don't have time to get arrested"" if you're looking for a parenting role model."
"My wife wanted me to lose weight, so I dropped 120 pounds But she got right back up again. She can take a hell of a punch, my wife."
"Have you heard about the new IPhone 6? I guess it's got people all bent out of shape."
"My wife gave me the silent treatment for a week... It ended when I told her ""We've been getting along really well lately""."
"So I've got this friend Dan. But when Dan gets mad, he seems kinda girly. Because when Dan gets mad, *Danielle*."
"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's too tired!"