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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don't know but it would slow him down."
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"When I enter a bathroom stall, I close the door, sigh with relief, and loudly say, ""This is it. This is where I'll start my new life"""
"What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't Jelly my dick into you."
"Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!"
"[after robots take over] *drones crash into my kitchen* ME: [mouthful of ham] whobithrayed me? *fridge starts laughing* BUT U WERE MY FABRIT"
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? ... Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?"
"I don't trust stairs... They always look like they're up to something."
"Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're CU TE"
"What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker? A spaniel."
"What side of a leopard has the most spots? The outside"