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Joke of the Day
"How hard do you need to press someone's boob to ooze out milk ? About tree fiddy."
Next Joke
"Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland? The screens keep on filling up with white-out."
"Why didn't Jesus' business break even? It wasn't making enough prophet"
"Have you heard about the guy who got frozen to the absolute freezing point? Don't worry, he's 0K now."
"I'm American, and I'm fed up of people saying that America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Doesn't matter how many of them come, they can't change a thing."
"Interrupting Cow's Cousin Moo. Knock knock. Who's there? Time traveling cow."
"Judge: State your name. Me: Not Guilty Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You're Not Guilty? Me: *moonwalks outta there*"
"Why didn't the blind man want a seeing eye dog? He wasnt about to take directions from some bitch"
"So my son asked me where his sunglasses are. I said ""I don't know, where are my dadglasses?"""