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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend keeps asking me to stop singing Wonderwall ""I said maybe..."""
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"I can't stand sitting down"
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"Congratulations on your gold medal in the conclusion jump."
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"Let the Trucker Sleep"
"I always tell my kids to stay in school... but they keep fucking coming back."
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