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"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank herbal tea before it was cool."
"Pedophiles... are fucking immature assholes"
"Bestiality is like prescription drugs... May cause internal bleeding, shortness of breath, abdominal pain, infection, diarrhea and in extreme cases, could be fatal."
"[first date] Me: that is hilarious Date: ... Me: wait, bread or dead? Date: how would my parents be bread?"
"A woman who's husband died is called a widow, what do you call a husband who's wife died? Lucky"
"If I ever get attacked by a shark I can only hope that I'm smart enough to get out at least one Jaws quote before I go under."
"(Classic) Just flew in from England And boy are my arms tired. (Classic)"
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any Pixar movie in his collection... But he's never gonna give you Up."
"Sequel series to House M.D. announced Its confirmed name is ""Full House"""