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Joke of the Day

"Congratulations on your gold medal in the conclusion jump."

"The thing about reverse psychology is that everybody gives you downvotes..."

"mathematician Why do mathematicians only count up to 287? Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue."

"Never look back. If Cinderella went back to pick up her shoe, she wouldn't have become a princess."

"""My dream is to create something that both dogs and fraternity brothers will enjoy chasing with equal vigor."" -- inventor of the frisbee"

"So I checked into a nihilist hotel, and asked for turndown service. The clerk at the reception looked at me wearily and responded: ""Turndown? What for?"""

"ugh im such a butterfingers (incredibly atractive except i hav very ugly fingers)"

"Two women were driving on the highway when the traffic rapport broadcast said there was a car driving in the opposite direction. ""One? There are hundreds of them"""

"What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up? ereptile dysfunction"

"*works out for six weeks *loses 2 lbs *eats a carrot *gains it back"