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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer."

"The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones... ...but the people of Abu Dhabi do."

"How do you end world hunger? Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary."

"It's cute when they put expiration dates on snacks like I won't eat them as soon as I get to my car."

"My wife used to have sex with fruit when she was stressed. When I found out, she went fucking bananas."

"What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office? ""Close, Bill, but no cigar!"""

"After a long day, I feel like a bicycle Because I'm too tired"

"What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up."

"A man and his pet owl go to the bar together They had a hoot."

"Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case."