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Joke of the Day

"What if we've got it backwards? Maybe mustaches have a thing for pedophiles."

"When brands use cool words like ""bae"" on social media, I drive straight to their nearest location with all my money, ready to buy products."

"What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT? 0 - Nice belt. 8 - thank you :)"

"If horses could talk I reckon they'd mostly just say 'Get off me'."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !"

"So cats CAN'T fend for themselves for 4 weeks after all. Even though I left mini frozen pizzas, cash for emergencies and my mobile number."

"What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool? Marco Polio"

"What does a cannibal and a homeless man have in common? They both eat chips off the old block."

"Roasted broccoli for dinner tonight, and the rave reviews are in. ""What is this? It tastes like hair,"" said one ungrateful child."

"After a long day at work, I like to spend time at home with my liquor cabinet oh and my wife I guess and that thing that poops."