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Joke of the Day
"I always tell my kids to stay in school... but they keep fucking coming back."
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"I felt shit today My finger ripped through the toilet paper"
"the average goat is 9 carrots tall if you measure goats in carrots"
"What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? A seizure salad"
"Today I am no long Obese. At 3'8"" I am a short obese."
"The other day, a frog jumped underneath my lawmower.. I guess he was trying to *kermit* suicide."
"What do you call a robotic priest? The Sermonator."
"10x2 and 11x2 are the same thing 10x2=20 and 11x2=20 too"
"I see your point. You're right. My timing could have been much better. I'm sorry I proposed to you at your father's funeral."
"It's Women's History Month.. I wonder if Chris Brown is going to hit on the subject."