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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a terrorist training facility and a preschool? How the fuck should I know, I'm just the drone pilot."

"Italy changes law to make all markets give unsold food to super needy keep it going"

"Why aren't healthy drive-thrus a thing? I want an egg and a grapefruit and a latte and I don't want to get out of my car damn it."

"A Man Comes into a Bar So a man comes into a bar... or wait no a horse. a man comes into a horse"

"The other day I was trying to make a noise with two of my fingers and my thumb, and no matter how much I practiced nothing seemed to work... Then it clicked"

"Loltard: Someone who uses 'lol' too much."

"Why are dwarfs so good at math? Because it's the little things that count."

"I'm starting a dating app for people who live in Eastern Virginia I'm calling it Chesapeake BAE"

"What do Jewish termites do for Passover? They have a cedar dinner."

"Not having tattoos is suddenly a great way to express your individuality."