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Joke of the Day
"Cheese isn't just grate, it's legendairy."
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"Birth control??? Here watch my kids for 10 minutes."
"There's a lot of talk surrounding the EU referendum at the moment. We've already heard from the boss' of JCB and Dyson; I'm just waiting to hear from Durex and their opinions on us pulling out."
"My exes dying words were, ""you're obviously in one of your moods"""
"Me as the astronaut in that Martian movie: ""Day 1 I have enough food to last 459 days"" ""Day 2 I now have enough food to last 170 days"""
"Did anyone else think that... Mel Gibson's remake of the 'Life of Brian' wasn't nearly as funny as the original?"
"What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween? Pump Kin"
"This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend."
"How do you make a man like 10 pounds of fat? Stick a nipple on it."
"How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts? Strawberry filled forever."