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Joke of the Day

"My exes dying words were, ""you're obviously in one of your moods"""

"It's scary living in Massachusetts... Every time I watch the news I hear about Mass shootings."

"To be honest, I'm not going to be completely happy until Facebook implements a 'I Wish You Were Dead' button."

"Before I proposed to my GF I asked her father but he was already married."

"A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already."

"If I could have sex with anyone, living or dead, I'd probably pick living."

"My Girlfriend told me to give her 10 inches and make it hurt... So I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth!"

"So back in Gr.8 Science, class reading of a chapter in biology... The dyslexic girl had issues talking about the growth and creation of orgasms."

"Perry was busy building a defensive palisade around the Musketeer compound, but it was leaning over badly. Suddenly Porthos spots the enemy and yells 'Attack! Perry, REPOST!'"

"Anti joke Why did the boy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a bus"