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Joke of the Day
"How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts? Strawberry filled forever."
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"Just told everybody in the bar to shut the hell up so my date could hear the full effect of my velcro wallet opening."
"Q: what did Norman Bates say... when the waitress asked him what kind of toast he wanted? A: wheat! wheat! wheat! wheat! wheat!..."
"what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Hellifikno"
"Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers"
"How much does a rock weigh? One stone."
"What's the difference between fucking you and 9/11? No one forgot about 9/11"
"It was 180 degrees went I went out for my run today... ...so I turned around and went back inside."
"Mickey Mouse is in court ... the judge looks and Mickey and says ""Why are you divorcing Minnie? is she crazy?"" Mickey looks at the judge and says ""No. She is fucking Goofy"""
"I had a blind date last night At least I think it was a date. The blindfold and duct tape was a bit different."