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Joke of the Day

"This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend."

"What do you call a cow that's just had a baby? De-calfinated!"

"'1 Gingerbread man please' Sorry, they are soul out."

"What do you call a bunch of blondes waiting in line for meat? A barbie queue."

"No matter how loud she screams, DO NOT take IT out. protect your credit card guys :)"

"What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use? Frodough."

"I was walking in a cemetery this morning and I saw a guy hiding behind a gravestone. I said ""morning."" He replied, ""No, just having a shit."""

"Five chickens leave Topeka traveling west at 25 mph. Please help me find them chickens. Those are my chickens."

"Making Snacks by San Widge"

"The longest joke in the world Friend showed me this: http://longestjokeintheworld.com It's definitely worth the patience of not skipping to the end"