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Joke of the Day

"There's a lot of talk surrounding the EU referendum at the moment. We've already heard from the boss' of JCB and Dyson; I'm just waiting to hear from Durex and their opinions on us pulling out."

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"What's the name of the strongest duck out there? PSYtama."
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"If Noah was not holding ' Control ' while selecting the animals that were to enter the ark, then the Bible is a lie to me."
"So I asked my Dad, ""What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?"" ""Probably a tumor."""
"Danke for calling Germany. To order beer, press 1. To order weapons, press 2. To order philosophy, press 1 until it resembles a 2."
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