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Joke of the Day

"WHY HAS THE COST OF BALLOONS INCREASED OVER THE LAST 50 YEARS?? INFLATION!"

"Don't get offended. Only racist jokes... Q: Why are Black people so tall? A: Because their KneeGrows."

"What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field? amaized."

"Where do literal dogs live? On the roof."

"I have a condition preventing my going on a successful diet. There's a medical term for it, but in plain language, it's hunger."

"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave doesn't brown your meat."

"The shortest joke about Islamic State ""Made in ISIS"""

"A Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy. ""ephedrine?"" ""I can't serve you that"" ""sudoephedrine"" ""There you go""."

"Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China? That would be wong on so many levels!"

"Some people are flirting with my delete & block button."