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Joke of the Day

"Where do literal dogs live? On the roof."

"What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car? Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry."

"What do you call a slow transgender? Translate."

"What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor? Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?"

"What's so fun about having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them."

"Did you hear about the vegan what converted their car to run run on herbs? They wanted to thyme travel!"

"The future, past and present walk into a bar... Things get tense."

"Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house? Because his gait is broken and his locks are few."

"Why illegal immigrants are never seen on dvds or cassettes? Because they are always streaming in!"