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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave doesn't brown your meat."
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"Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos."
"A neutron walks into a bar and asks the barman ""hey how much for a drink?"" The barman replies ""For you, no charge"" Bazinga!"
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"I just participated in a silent disco. Well, I got drunk at the morgue."
"I wanted to share a joke about my asian daughter... but it's just not good enough."
"I've decided to sell my Hoover ..... it was just collecting dust"
"How do you get a Jewish girls number? you ask her to roll her sleeves up."
"Teacher: What is the unit of energy? Students: Yes!"