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Joke of the Day

"The shortest joke about Islamic State ""Made in ISIS"""

"Trying to make a video fullscreen, my dad asked me, ""How do I big it?"" Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian."

"I wish I was poor one day in my life... Because being poor everyday sucks..."

"The truth about cardiovascular health!"

"I don't like nosey peppers they get Jalapeno buisness"

"Its national left-handers day I'm going to rub one out with my right hand to give lefty his day off"

"What's beef jerky? Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's."

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's probably too cheesy."

"I've just won the 2013 'Most secretive person' award. I can't tell you how much it means to me."

"At work I noticed the computer department have started putting Christmas decorations up IT's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."