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Joke of the Day

"Don't get offended. Only racist jokes... Q: Why are Black people so tall? A: Because their KneeGrows."

"Whenever you go to do something, bring a hammer and a screwdriver... the first time it doesn't work, hit it with a hammer. If it doesn't work after that, screw it."

"I lost my party bot 2000 I'm sure it'll turn up though"

"I have mixed race parents, my dad prefers the 100m and my mom is Hispanic"

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? If you slap the mosquito it stops sucking"

"The worst reaction I ever got telling a joke was in front of a bunch of crickets."

"There are 20 IT Professionals working on a government server 18 of them are Chinese"

"Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket? Because baggers can't be choosers."

"[shipwreck diary] Day 3: dude next to me can hold his breath for 3 days. Going on 4. Very impressive."

"""So, you speak German?"" ""NEIN!"""