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Joke of the Day
"If you ever see a troll eat a fairy It's either time for rehab or you're on Reddit."
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"There's a nun at my church who occasionally does stuff involving leather. And I'm okay with that, I really am. Just so long as she doesn't make a habit out of it."
"Having sex with a condom is no fun... I'm going to try having sex with a human being instead."
"Sarc... ...It is my second favorite asm. (And nobody fucking fainted)"
"""Why I watch porn backwards"" -friend doing comedy, please enjoy Reddit!"
"Why is Trump's suits made from the same material as panties? What else do you cover a cunt with?"