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Joke of the Day
"please bring me a bottle of your freshest wine no more of this cheap old stuff"
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"Son of Sam I Am, a serial killer who targets people who won't try new foods."
"Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot? A: ""How Come?"""
"You play the victim so well, I'm surprise you don't carry around your own piece of chalk."
"Yo momma cooks so bad... The flys all chipped in and fixed the screen door. >we're here all night, don't forget to tip your waiter!!"
"""Honey, wouldn't you like to go back to the 60s?"" ""Of course not! I like today's technology too much."" ""But honey I'm talking about kilos you fat cow"""
"So you kill them with kindness but then what do you do with the bodies WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE BODIES SO MANY BODIES OH GOD"
"I rather have an enemy who admits they hate me, instead of a friend who secretly put me down."
"An egg and a chicken are lying in bed, the egg's enjoying a nice, post-coital smoke... Chicken looks over and says ""Well, that answers that question. """
"I just took nitrous oxide, and laxatives. For shits, and giggles."