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Joke of the Day

"An egg and a chicken are lying in bed, the egg's enjoying a nice, post-coital smoke... Chicken looks over and says ""Well, that answers that question. """

"Sex! Of course you don't get it."

"""WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS! WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS! ... HEY! YOU CAN'T HIT ME. I'M A GIRL!"""

"Deuteronomy Believe it or not - it isn't the field of study of deuterium."

"I only make my food from the natural ingredients, like uranium and asbestos"

"What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book? Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama."

"I've never sent out a pic of my penis. I believe that is a sacred thing shared between a man and another man pretending to be a woman."

"Wrestling is so stupid..... .....Men with no pants fighting for a belt"

"Too much of my life is spent trying to think of something to write on people's FB walls for their birthday other than ""Happy Birthday!"""

"Old cows eventually make for the best glue So if Hillary Clinton becomes president, there's hope that our divided country can once again stick together."