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Joke of the Day
"You play the victim so well, I'm surprise you don't carry around your own piece of chalk."
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"the safeword is burrito"
"My wife was complaining that nobody ever phoned her, so I put a ""How's my driving?"" sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since."
"I've been teaching myself giutar I still get the U and I mixed up sometimes but I'm getting pretty good.."
"I'm not all that interested in Astronomy but, I really dig Uranus."
"What did Hitler eat for breakfast? Luftwaffes"
"When life gives you lemons....a simple operation can give you melons. All the joke is in the title, so you can save that click."
"Sure, when a girl writes your name inside a heart it's ""cute"" But when -I- do it they call it ""narcissism"""
"If Jesus were alive today...what type of car would he drive? A chrysler (Christler)"
"I know this is only our second date, Susan, and maybe I'm moving too fast, but I'd like permission to rename your cat."