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Joke of the Day

"So you kill them with kindness but then what do you do with the bodies WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE BODIES SO MANY BODIES OH GOD"

"This sub is great for learning new jokes Repetition is the first law of learning"

"So a girl stopped to tell me that I'm full of myself I'm pretty sure she was just jealous that she wasn't full of my..self"

"what's the difference.... ..... between a vagina and a refrigerator? refrigerators don't fart when you pull out your meat"

"Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LINKS sausage!"

"I feel like my rear end turns into Billy Mayes whenever I get diarrhea... ""Butt wait, there's more!"""

"If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome... I would employ lots of woman whose sole job will be to call me handsome."

"You guys hear about the gummi bear massacre? It was Haribo."

"Why are C programmers poor? They don't have any inheritance. Or... Why should you not date a C programmer? They have no class."

"Presently poking others but your poke is important to me. Please stay online and your pokes will be returned in the order they were received. Approximate wait time is five minutes."