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Joke of the Day
"Happy Easter!... Sorry it's a bit early, I suffer from premature congratulation."
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"Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico? So he can be juan with everything."
"Life is like a box of chocolates If you're fat it's not going to last long."
"What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs? Methed Up"
"What kind of television do horses like? Saddle-lite TV"
"Why did the boy drip his ice cream? He got hit by a bus."
"""My wife and I are SO in love. Always finishing each other's..."" (silence) (silence) *Russian accent* ""You give me Green Card now, yes?"""
"In a Mexican restaurant, Are the restrooms called ""Juans""?"
"A Doctor told a man he had chronic constipation. His response.. ''No shit!''"
"There are 10 types of people in this world.... Those who understand Binary numbers, and those who don't."