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Joke of the Day

"In a Mexican restaurant, Are the restrooms called ""Juans""?"

"What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down? A brunette with bad breath."

"I wanna like most of the jokes here... But for the most part, I reddit before."

"Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)"

"Confuse the cable guy when he finally shows up at your house by telling him he'll have to wait outside until your favorite TV show is over."

"What is the microbe's favorite country singer? (Original) Amoeba Mcentire"

"Rick Astley will let you borrow all the movies in his Pixar collection except one, He is never gonna give you Up."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chamber alive..."

"Who will put chick sexers out of business? broosters"

"Seth Rogen and James Franco having their movie pulled due to terrorist threats sounds like the plot of a Seth Rogen and James Franco movie."