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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs? Methed Up"
Next Joke
"My gf asked if I liked her more than I like chicken, and all I could say was ""well I have known chicken longer..."""
"shoutout to Disney for giving me unrealistic expectations about love, talking animals and my singing voice"
"What do hillbillies do on Halloween? Pumpkin."
"19 and 20 got in a fight 21"
"What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant? Pho queue!"
"Which country has the most millionaires? Zimbabwe."
"The only reason an IKEA kitchen will last you 25 years is because it takes 23 years to put it together"
"Why did the rooster buy mittens? So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now"
"I love how all my apps shake when I go to delete one.. There all like awww shit, who's it gonna be this time"