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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs? Methed Up"

"But baby, if you didn't want me climbing in your window, why'd you leave the ladder in the garage behind the workbench chained to the beam?"

"I Know What You Did Last Summer. You Posted It To Facebook. And You Do Not Seem To Understand How To Use The Privacy Controls."

"You hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He stays up all night, every night, wondering if there truly is a dog."

"What's the difference between ""for free"" and ""for nothing"" I went to school for free, you went to school for nothing."

"There's no mirrors in this self checkout?!?"

"OK, guy with the two kayaks and two bikes strapped to his Subaru Outback: settle down. Save some outdoors for the rest of us."

"According to this white t-shirt, I'm the BP of red wine."

"Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television."

"My friend went to a salon and asked them to straighten his hair. So they took out his highlights."