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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico? So he can be juan with everything."
Next Joke
"What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas? Getting a N64 now"
"Why did the dog eat the salad? For ruffage."
"How do you get a job with Apple? Be born in China."
"I like my coffee how I like my women... imported"
"I went out drinking last Friday and took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before."
"I hate seeing babies are kissing eachother. It's like, get a womb."
"What do you get if you push a piano down a mine? A flat miner"
"I won't take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move."
"What do you call a Mexican that lives in Maine? an L.L.Beaner"