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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico? So he can be juan with everything."
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"I want to open a bar that serves nothing but expensive beer and baked beans. I'll call it Farts & Crafts."
"Bollywood movies are so long... I started watching one in 2014 and it's just finished in 2015."
"What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living? A Poptometrist!"
"I needed to burn some calories... so I set a fat kid on fire"
"Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!"
"A fly just blew up in my room I'm scared it might be a Jihadi longlegs"
"What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson"""
"why did the wife of the fish and chips fetishist file for divorce? she was sick of being a battered woman"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Mom & Dad. Mom & Dad who? Exactly. -Cool way to tell your son he's adopted."