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Joke of the Day
"What kind of television do horses like? Saddle-lite TV"
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"Cemetery I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a guy behind a gravestone. I said ""Morning."" He replied, ""No, just taking a shit."""
"A joke my dad said about black people! I said, Dad do you like black people? He says, ""Yeah! I think everyone should have one or two!"""
"Yo Mama Chain Yo mama so stupid, she sat on the T.V, and watched the couch!"
"Why'd the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field."
"How do you know you're getting aid's From the pounding sensation in your ass."
"WebMD's slogan should be ""It could be nothing.. but its probably cancer."""
"What did the programmer from the biker gang say? ""It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"""
"When I'm furious at another driver I roll down my window, thrust my head out & whisper ""wow you drive really inconsiderate"" into the wind"
"""Girls love illegible texts at 3:00am. Trust me."" -Alcohol"