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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in this world.... Those who understand Binary numbers, and those who don't."

"I wish my car could put its hands in its pockets and whistle when I drive by a cop."

"Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records? Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!"

"Whats the best way to get over a girl? Get under another one"

"What does a new Tesla car smells like? Elon Musk"

"Have you ever met that one guy you really want to punch in the face? Turns out punching a mirror is painful for your hand."

"OBSERVATION Boobs are proof to women that men can focus on two things at once"

"What did the sea monster have for dinner? Fish and ships."

"People say filling animals with helium is wrong but i say, whatever floats your goat."

"Remember, in a few days this'll be last year."