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Joke of the Day

"What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed? How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?"

"Marriage jokes A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone."

"You drop ONE baby and everyone's all like, ""Quit juggling babies Steve. You're the worst babysitter ever!"""

"Celebrating National Sex Day the only way I know how Not having it."

"What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks? Timbr"

"What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? A widow."

"What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson? The position of the dirtbag"

"They said I'd have to kiss a lot of frogs before finding my prince. I never found him, but I did find out I'm REALLY into frogs."

"I'm not saying I've let my house get filthy, but this is the second time I've caught my new Roomba trying to mail itself back to the factory"