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Joke of the Day

"They said I'd have to kiss a lot of frogs before finding my prince. I never found him, but I did find out I'm REALLY into frogs."

"before you do a horrific crime, double check whether you could get the death penalty for it and if so whether you really want to do it"

"What does it mean when your home is listed as a distribution center on the Keebler website?"

"HR: Did you call Brenda fat? Me: No. I told her that based on her size, she should be more jolly. HR... Me: Big difference."

"What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't Helium, Barium."

"9 out of 10 dentists agree: the 10th dentist is a dog, not a dentist. the 10th dentist argues that dogs can b dentists too"

"99 problems and pizza solves every single 1"

"What month was King Kong born in? Ape-ril"

"What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice? Avoid the insulation asbestos you can."

"My Dogs name is... My dogs name is Jesus because I am still waiting for him to come back"