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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks? Timbr"

"Back when I was a kid we stared at the wall when we took a shit and we liked it!"

"Fun way to make someone question everything: comment ""you are so brave"" on all their selfies."

"Want to hear a joke? Donald Trump. Oh wait it's not funny anymore."

"I just quit my job, I couldn't work for my boss after what he said to me He told me that I was fired"

"Beauty is only skin deep... but it sure looks good on the ladies."

"The Church of England rejected female bishops. How can women's rights expect to move forward if they're not even allowed to move diagonally?"

"If the final comments of your speech last 45 minutes, please don't preface them with ""and lastly""."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthony ! Anthony who ! Anthony you want !"

"If you're in love with 2 people, pick the second one, If you really loved the 1st, you wouldn't have fallen for the 2nd."