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Joke of the Day
"Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.? Because his mixtape was to die for..."
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"My grandpa was always disappointed in me.... When I was five my grandpa was always disappointed in me. He would tell me ""when I was your age I was six."""
"Broke Up with my girlfriend today It's now shattered, so we'll watch something else tonight"
"Trump has no mistresses... He has alternative fucks."