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Joke of the Day

"The Monkey Do you know why the monkey fell out of the tree because he was fucking dead."

"How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it? You knock on the door."

"Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !"

"If I had a nickel for every time I had sex, I would ask my pimp for a raise."

"Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil? Really ugly olives."

"We had an assignment on terrorists in school once. I bombed it of course"

"Wanna Hear a Joke? Women's Rights. (jk)"

"What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium? WATER YOU DOING"

"The US Census Bureau is known for kicking ass And taking names."

"What do worms and women have in common They both wiggle when you eat them."