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Joke of the Day
"Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil? Really ugly olives."
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"What's the difference between a Therapist and The Rapist? Just a little space"
"When you get a bladder infection... Urine trouble."
"Hillary Clinton is... hilarious."
"Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pain killers? A: After two he began to feel better."
"I told the doctor I want to take my amputated leg home and he asked why ""Because it's my right"""
"What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene."
"What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree? bored. ha^ha"
"I'm getting tired of riding to work from New Jersey to Manhattan with my neighbors I guess I'm getting Carpool Tunnel syndrome"
"What do you give the blonde that has everything? Penicillin."