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Joke of the Day
"The US Census Bureau is known for kicking ass And taking names."
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"I just got kicked out of my local Laser Tag and the police were called. Apparently stabbing somebody to save ammo is not allowed."
"So a man walks into a game shop and buys COD: Ghosts...... ...gets it home, plays it and realises it's the same as every other COD game ever. Guess that's not really a joke....."
"Where's the best place to go on the first date? All the way"
"Once I had completed my final exam, my professor told me to turn it in to one of the teaching assistants. Good thing I have been practicing my origami."
"Donald Trump. ...That is the joke."
"Hey guys whose girlfriends wear those giant t-shirts as nightgowns, one day you'll be married, and that shirt's going to fit her."
"I'm not into bestiality but... I do like hot dogs"
"Are trees really necessary? They seem kind of arbor-trary."
"I tell all my ex girlfriends I just want them to be happy (happy was a golden retriever I saw get hit by a train in 1997)"