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Joke of the Day
"How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it? You knock on the door."
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"What did the green light say to the red light? I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up."
"I just read the words ""untimely death"" and thought, ""Man, I hope my death is timely."""
"(Dad joke warning) What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long? Nuttin'"
"If I go to your place for the first time, unless you live in a castle, please don't ask me if I want a tour."
"Pedophiles They're fucking immature assholes."
"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."
"What porn do sea animals watch? Prawnography"
"Oh hey, I see you touched your computer again. -Adobe Updater"
"Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out? Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**"