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Joke of the Day

"Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !"

"Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk? Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)"

"Just got 30 orange oval stickers printed that read NOW HAMSTER FREE I'm putting them on all the meatloaf packages in this supermarket"

"Why do pedophiles love Old Navy sales? Cause all the kid's clothes are 60% off."

"I hate people who don't use the right ""your"" its either you're or your. there idiots"

"What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears? A gf gif gift grift"

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years... It's not like I have 2020 vision"

"Was very hungry when I made a wish to the genie I found in a lamp and I had a Freudian slip and now I'm a chicken magnet"

"What would you call a Pokemon Trainer if they were Jewish? Ashe."

"There are 2 kinds of people in this world: 1. People who aren't good with numbers"