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Joke of the Day

"""Tell me about yourself"" Well, I'm a Canadian- ""Oh yeah? Tell me a joke funnyman"""

"What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey? attaturk."

"What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals? A VeterinArian."

"White smoke from under my hood means either my starter went out or my car has elected a new Pope."

"You're probably naked under all those clothes. You slut."

"I wish there was a show called ""Lifestyles of the Twitter Famous"" so we could all see how nice your mom's basement is."

"Sandpaper I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Gosh, I only intended to rough him up a bit."

"I almost had a threesome once. I only needed two more people."

"What do you call a fat Psychic? A Large"

"[a girl favs my tweet] [goes to pharmacy] one condom please"