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Joke of the Day
"You're probably naked under all those clothes. You slut."
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"I bet dogs have a really hard time playing Twister Left paw: grey Other left paw: darker grey, but not the darkest grey. Sort of in between"
"[at dentist office] Well you gave me this paper bib and said to put it on how was I to know I wasn't supposed to undress first"
"What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car? A green bean."
"Weddings r cool bc u can cry in public about other stuff as long as u look in the general direction of the bride + groom"
"A burglar sneaking into a dentist clinic got caught by the late night guard. In panic, the burglar throws a tooth at the guard. He's been hit by He's been struck by A tooth criminal."
"A chemistry lab is a lot like a party... Some people drop acid while others drop the base."
"I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus, I'll even push through trigonometry... but graphing is where I draw the line!"
"You are all invited to my murder shed, I mean my shed"
"Everyone wants to have sex, sluts are just successful. That's why we hate them. Stupid sluts."