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Joke of the Day

"I wish there was a show called ""Lifestyles of the Twitter Famous"" so we could all see how nice your mom's basement is."

"Trouble brewing at Symphony Hall. It's the bottom of Beethoven's 9th, and the bassists are loaded."

"My wife decided to take up painting Not to be outdone, I became an art critic."

"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his ass."

"I want to tell the sun to stop being so self-centered But the world does revolve around him"

"What do you call a Scottish lady that wears nothing but a tie? Hentai."

"TIFU by being King of the jungle. Lololol I am Lion"

"""Muhammad's So Fat.. -what? No, I said, ""Yo' Momma."" Damn, this is why no one hangs out with you any more."""

"When I almost snapped after I heard the same joke over and over, I've found out what rhymes with orange ! Deez nuts ! Ha, got him !"

"""You the bomb."" ""No, you the bomb."" In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument."