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Joke of the Day
"What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey? attaturk."
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"It's stupid to just ask ""where"" a sorority girl is when the more accurate question is ""where in Target"" is she."
"""Installing this app on a smartphone or tablet will mean everyone in the house can easily adjust the thermostat."" Dads in unison: ""Nooooo!"""
"they say penguins mate for life, but that's bullshit cause my penguin left me first chance she had"
"Every now and then I like to do a complete check of my financial situation. Yep, still nothing'."
"Add inches to your penis with this one simple trick! Sharpen the edge of your ruler before you measure."
"When I die, I'm donating my body to Simons. I tell this to every Simon I meet. So far, they're not into it"
"I don't know if ghosts are real but people with bad breath are very real and to me that is far more terrifying"
"My colleagues call me the pussy slayer... I'm in charge of euthanising cats at the kennel."
"Greatest joke ever !!! My life"